小学生英文笑话带翻译

　　笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。

　　小学生英文笑话带翻译篇一：

　　I'm a police officer

　　When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by twoferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and they toreout into the yard.

　　Thinking quickly, Jack, stepped into the house, closing the door tightly behind him. " It's allright, ma'am," he reassured the homeowner " I'm a police officer."

　　"Not a very brave one," 'she observed.

　　我是警察

　　在我丈夫杰克还是警察的时候，一次他走近有两只恶狗看守的庭院。那两只狗奋力地扑抓纱门，把门弄开了并冲到院子里。

　　杰克反应迅速，三步并两步地跨入房子里，牢牢地关上身后的门。“没事了，女士，”他安慰家主道，“我是警察。”

　　“可不是很勇敢的一个。”她淡淡地说。

　　小学生英文笑话带翻译篇二：

　　晨起反应

　　The neighbor dropped in on a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly ata half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

　　一个邻居顺道去拜访自己的一位朋友，发现她正呆坐在厨房的桌子旁，眼睛茫然地盯着已经喝了一半的咖啡，她的三个孩子正在隔壁的房间里大声地喧哗。

　　"What's wrong ?" she asked.The friend told her that she had "morning sickness".

　　“怎么了?”她问。朋友告诉她自己不过是有点“晨起反应”。

　　Surprised the neighbor said,"I didn't even know you were pregnant."

　　邻居非常吃惊，说，“我甚至都不知道你又怀孕了!

　　"I'm not." the harried young woman replied."I'm just sick of mornings."

　　“哦，我没有怀孕，”年轻的'妇人苦恼地回答，“我只是腻烦透了早上而已!”

　　小学生英文笑话带翻译篇三：

　　What Will Be the Headline

　　When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbedthe animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated theman and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by KillingVicious Animal. "

　　The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.

　　"Well, then," the reporter said, the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by KillingDog. '"

　　"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

　　"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read ,'Yankee Kills Family Pet.'"

　　标题是什么

　　一位男子在乔治亚州的麦根城遇到一条狗在袭击一个男孩。他敏捷地用两手卡住了狗的脖子并掐死了它。一位记者目睹了这件事，向这位男子表示祝贺并说次日的新闻标题将是：“本地男子杀恶畜救孩童”。

　　然而，这位英雄却告诉记者他不是麦根人。

　　“那么，”记者说，“标题可能为‘乔治亚男子杀狗救孩童’”.

　　“实际上，”那男子道，“我是康涅狄格人。”

　　“这样的话，”记者怒气冲冲地说，“标题将是‘北方佬杀死家庭爱犬’”

　　小学生英文笑话带翻译篇四：

　　My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of hisroom, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.

　　我的儿子杰弗，十六岁。他是一个令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你别去看他房间的地板，那上面总是堆满了一层层的衣服、杂志及运动器材。

　　Recently I accompanied Jeff to the credit union where he opened up his first bank account.While the credit officer was processing the paper work, I told Jeff he needed a safe, accessibleplace to store his passbook. "I know, Mom," he replied. "I' 11 keep it on my floor. "

　　不久前，我带杰弗到信用联社去开他自己的账户，这是他第一次开银行账户。当信用社职员在办理手续的时候，我便告诉杰弗说他需要一个安全可靠的地方来保存密码本。“我知道，妈妈，”他回答说，“我会在地板上找到地方的。”