儿童英语笑话故事

　　Boxing and Running

　　Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."

　　Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."

　　Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

　　拳击和赛跑

　　丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”

　　朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”

　　丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”

　　Make your fortune

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　"How did that help?"

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　计划你的将来

　　“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

　　“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

　　“那有什么用?”

　　“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”

　　awyers

　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律师

　　一喝醉了的'人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。