儿童英语笑话故事
Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too." 拳击和赛跑 丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。” 朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?” 丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。” Make your fortune "How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience." "How did that help?" "Now he has the experience and I the money." 计划你的将来 “你是怎么计划你的将来的?” “我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。” “那有什么用?” “现在他有经验了，我有钱。” awyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag". 律师 一喝醉了的'人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。