每日一乐英语笑话

　　从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。

　　每日一乐篇一：漂亮的结婚礼物

　　we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.

　　我们参加了一个熟人的儿子的婚礼。由于我们都不认识那个年轻人和他的'新娘，所以我们决定送给他们一个实用的全家礼----一个灭火器。很明显，这对新人大批量制作了他们的感谢信，因为我们收到了一张卡片，上面写着：“非常感谢您的漂亮的结婚礼物，我们期待着不久就用到它。”

　　每日一乐英语笑话篇二：谁是第一个男人

　　a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”

　　有个老师问班上的学生：“谁是第一个男人?”

　　“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."

　　乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

　　“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

　　but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

　　“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”

　　“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?”

　　“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。

　　每日一乐英语笑话篇三：真正便宜的东西

　　after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

　　做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

　　“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

　　“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

　　“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

　　“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

　　“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

　　“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

　　growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

　　售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

　　“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

　　“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

　　the clerk handed him a mirror.

　　售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。