英语笑话带翻译60字

　　带翻译60字一：

　　How to get a seat by the fire

　　Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.

　　He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse.

　　"Will your horse eat oysters?" said the hostler.

　　"Try him, " said Mr. Brown.

　　Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and Mr. Brown who alone remained in the room, chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable.

　　怎样在火炉旁找个好座位

　　在一个寒冷的冬日， 布朗先生来到一家小客栈，发现火炉旁边已经没有空位了。

　　于是，他让旅店的'马夫去拿些牡蛎来喂他的马。

　　“您的马吃牡蛎吗?”马夫问道。

　　“你试着喂喂吧。”布朗先生回答。

　　顷刻间，人们都跑去看这一奇观，而布朗先生却独自呆在屋里，他在火炉旁找了个最好的座位，舒舒服服地坐在那取暖了。

　　英语笑话带翻译60字二：

　　Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?

　　Jonny: Because you are using his plate.

　　客人：为什么你的狗坐在那里看着我吃东西啊?

　　Jonny：因为你正在用他的盘子。

　　英语笑话带翻译60字三：

　　"We have a skunk(臭鼬) in the basement," shrieked(尖叫) the caller to the police dispatcher(调度员). "How can we get it out?"

　　"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."

　　Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.

　　"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"