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一句话一:Thisismyseat It was a woman’s first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat. After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away. "Okay," replied the man. "If that’s the way you want it, you fly the plane." 一句话英语笑话二:Whatabigdeal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I’ve come to install the phone." 一句话英语笑话三:Onehundredpercent Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery? Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!类似笑话
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