幽默英文短篇笑话

　　《Who Is the Laziest》 谁最懒

　　Father: “Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?”

　　Tom: “I don't know, father.”

　　Father: “Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?”

　　Tom: “Our teacher, father.”

　　父亲：“哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?”

　　汤姆：“我不知道，爸爸。”

　　父亲：“啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?”

　　汤姆：“我们老师，爸爸。”

　　生难词：lazy adj.懒惰的'

 

　　《Who is Stupid》 谁愚蠢

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　一个老师在对学生们讲学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

　　小约翰尼站了起来。

　　“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。

　　“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

　　生难词：stupid adj.愚蠢的，迟钝的

 

　　《His Fault》 他的错

　　Billy:“ Mother, Bobby broke a window.”

　　Mother: “How did he do it?”

　　Billy: “I threw a rock at him and he ducked.”

　　比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。

　　妈妈：他怎么打的?

　　比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。

　　生难词：duck v.躲避

 

　　《Tom's excuse》 汤姆的借口

　　Teacher: “Tom, why are you late for school every day?”

　　Tom: “Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.”

　　老师：“汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?”

　　汤姆：“我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。”

 

　　《somebody》 大人物

　　My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　He is really somebody. What does he do?

　　A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　我叔叔下面有1000个人。

　　他真是一个大人物。干什么的?

　　墓地守墓人。

　　生难词：cemetery n.守墓人