英语笑话小作文

　　小一：Nofear

　　Olly: Your feet are sticking out of the bedclothes.

　　Stan: I know.

　　Olly: Well, aren’t they cold?

　　Stan: Frozen.

　　Olly: Why don’t you pull them in, then?

　　Stan: And have those cold things in bed with me? No fear!

　　英语笑话小作文二：Watchoutforthemselves

　　Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, "Watch out for worms."

　　"When I eat apples," replied the boy, "the worms have to watch out for themselves.