教师节特别篇英语小笑话大全

　　我和老师的故事

　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　老师：上帝住哪儿?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　老师：为什么这么说?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊：“上帝啊，你怎么还在里面?”

　　Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?

　　老师：为什么说鹰的视力很好?

　　Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

　　学生：因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。

　　Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

　　老师：汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!

　　Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

　　汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。

　　Teachear: John, what about you?

　　老师：那么你呢，约翰?

　　John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

　　约翰：老师，我不能动啊，我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。

　　Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

　　老师：你父亲有没有帮着你做作业?

　　Student: No, he did it all by himself.

　　学生：没有，他是独立完成的。

　　Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

　　老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物?

　　Student: I don't know.

　　学生：我不晓得。

　　Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

　　老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的?

　　Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

　　学生：邻居家借的。