英语带翻译的笑话

　　看笑话好处实在是太多了,生活不能太拘谨,生活需要浪漫,那你多看些糗笑话吧,每天开心一下,可以少去很多的烦恼。下面是小编为大家整理的英语带翻译的笑话，欢迎阅读。

　　英语带翻译的笑话1:How Many Rabbits?多少只兔子？

　　Teacher:    Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?  Jonathan:   Nine, sir.

　　Teacher:    Nine?

　　Jonathan:   I've got one already, sir.

　　老师：好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？

　　乔纳森：一共有九只，先生。

　　老师：九只？

　　乔纳森：先生，我本来就有一只。

　　英语带翻译的笑话2:You can't go without me没有我你们走不了

　　The bus is very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.    "Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.

　　"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.

　　"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.

　　没有我你们走不了

　　公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路.

　　"喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道.

　　"车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说.

　　"但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!"那位男士说道.

　　英语带翻译的笑话3:Drunk醉酒

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

　　一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

　　英语带翻译的笑话4:These Are My Jeans那是我的裤子!

　　After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about

　　herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．

　　“Look，look．” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．“I can wear my old jeans again．”

　　Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans．”

　　一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道：“快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿，然后说：“亲爱的，我爱你。但那是我的裤子。”

　　英语带翻译的.笑话5:All I do is pay我要做的一切就是付钱

　　"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife

　　is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

　　"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"

　　"I'm the people. All I do is pay."

　　布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子

　　是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”

　　“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢？”

　　“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”