开心一刻英语笑话2则
交通灯真美 traffic lights are so pretty In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day. One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ... each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?" Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?" 在堤岸边有个十字路口，是我每天回家的必经之路。 一天黄昏，我开车车载着三岁的'女儿回家，来到堤岸，从远处看去，只见十字路口的几只红绿灯都出了故障…… 每只红绿灯的红﹑黄﹑绿灯都全部亮起，在晚霞衬托下，煞是好看。我赶紧叫我的女儿欣赏这难得一见的美景：“女儿你看，前面所有红绿灯的每盏灯都亮了，是不是很漂亮?” 女儿看后说道：“哇!好漂亮啊!是谁把他们修好的?” 老爸求赞美 Dad seeking praise 5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something. Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh." Daughter: "Lao Zheng!" Dad: "hey!" Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......" 5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。 老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你夸我两句吧，你夸我两句我就又有劲了。” 女儿：“老郑!” 老爸：“哎!”