简短英语笑话爆笑
看一些，既能开心，也能学到英语知识，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看简短英语笑话爆笑吧!简短英语笑话爆笑(一)
I'm Trying to Stop It 我要把它堵在里面 "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的'知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”简短英语笑话爆笑(二)
A great man 一名伟人 Teacher: Would Shakespeare1 be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗? 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。简短英语笑话爆笑(三)
Expand and contract 热胀冷缩 Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract1. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子? 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。更多相关优秀文章推荐：
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