笑到肚子疼的英语笑话

　　笑话能让我们在开怀大笑的时候收获快乐，今天我们就一起来看看笑到肚子疼的吧!

　　笑到肚子疼的英语笑话(一)

　　I can’t Cook It

　　It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.

　　The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

　　At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.

　　我没法煮它

　　这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

　　鱼被拉出来了。“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。

　　这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了?” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。

　　笑到肚子疼的英语笑话(二)

　　Time is 8 years old, and follows her own ideas. When her parents tell her to do something, she always doesn’t do it.

　　Today, she will go to a friend’s birthday party. She is now choosing skirt to wear. She has three skirts: a blue skirt, a white one and a yellow one.

　　She asks her father, “Which one is the best?” her father says, “I think the blue one is the best.” Then she asks her mother, “Which one do you think is the best?” Her mother answers, “ The white one , of course!” Tina says, “Thank you.”

　　Then she puts on the yellow shirt and goes out.

　　缇娜8岁了， 她有自己的主意。当她的父母要她做事时，她总是不去做。

　　今天，她将去参加一位朋友的生日聚会。她在选择穿哪一条裙子. 她有三条裙子：一条是蓝裙子，一条白裙子和一条黄裙子。

　　她问她的父亲：“哪条裙子是最好的?”她的父亲说：“我认为蓝色是最好的。”她问她的母亲：“你认为哪条裙子是最好的?”她的母亲回答：“当然是白色的.了。”缇娜说：“谢谢。”

　　她穿上黄色的裙子出去了。

　　笑到肚子疼的英语笑话(三)

　　Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

　　妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?

　　Kid: Because of absence.

　　孩子:因为缺考。

　　Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

　　妈妈：你的意思是考试那天你没去?

　　Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

　　孩子:不是，是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。