英语笑话大全20字

一

　　The Climate of New Zealand

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　Lightning

　　Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?

　　Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

英语笑话二

　　Who Discovered Australia?

　　Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

　　Johnny: It's there, sir.

　　Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

　　Sammy: Johnny, sir.

　　翻译：

　　谁发现了澳大利亚?

　　老师：约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。

　　约翰尼：先生，在这儿。

　　老师：对了。萨默，你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚?

　　萨默：先生，是约翰尼。

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