英语笑话精选

　　A senile(高龄的) actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history(病历) : "Amnesia."

　　一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生，医生问：“您的.年龄?”女演员说：“22岁。”于是医生在病历上写道：“丧失记忆。”

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "

　　"Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question?"

　　一个小伙子问前来赴约的女孩：“你是第一次和男孩子约会吗?”

　　“那当然了。咦，怎么你们男孩子都爱问这个问题呀?”

　　A wealthy matron(主妇，保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric(古怪的) woman.

　　Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.

　　Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. ″Dad,″ says the son, ″there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?″

　　″Son,″ the father replies, ″I painted the vase.″

　　一位富婆为拥有一只珍贵的古玩花瓶而深感骄傲,以至于竟要把卧室漆成与花瓶同样的颜色。几名油漆匠试图调出这个底色,但是谁也不能令那位古怪的妇女满意。

　　最后来了位油漆匠。他非常自信能调出那种颜色。那位富婆对他的成果非常满意,油漆匠于是一举成名。

　　多年以后,他退休了,生意也交给了儿子。“爸爸,”儿子说：“有件事我得弄清楚,您是怎样使墙的颜色与花瓶配得那么完美的?”

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