爱因斯坦与上帝「英语笑话」

　　Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."

　　爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝，他问道：“神啊，一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问：“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢?”上帝回答：“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问：“能给我一分钱吗?”上帝说：“请等一分钟。”