精选笑翻天英语笑话合集
生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看精选笑翻天合集吧!精选笑翻天英语笑话合集(一)
TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"精选笑翻天英语笑话合集(二)
Mum advice her daughter "if a boy touched ur breast say DON'T n if he touched ur vegi... say STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her mum." mum a boy touched my both then i said DON'T STOP IT" 妈妈对女儿说：“如果有人对你非礼，他如果摸你上面你就喊“不要.不要”，他如果摸你下面你就喊“停.停”，过了几天，妈妈问女儿有没有人对你非礼?女儿说有人对她非礼。妈妈说你喊了吗，女儿说喊了。妈妈说你怎么喊的，女儿说：“那天那个人上下同时摸，我就喊“不要停，不要停”!精选笑翻天英语笑话合集(三)
They are liberated My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping. Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.” ——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.) 她们被解放了 我丈夫看起来是个很强壮的男人，他的背部受了伤，几乎不能走路。在去看医生的路上，我们在自助站加油，我拖着八个月大的身孕从方向盘后面出来，开始加油。 附近有两个男人看着当时正在车里休息的`我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我听见一个对另一个说，“你知道，她们被解放了。” ——爱伦. 迈考利(Laveen ，亚利桑那州)更多相关的文章：
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