You Are Too Late
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. "sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you." 在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的`口袋里。 “对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。” ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。