How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
* That depends on whether it has health insurance. * None. They just tell it to take two aspirin and come round to the surgery later. * None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary. * None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines. * Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in. * Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare. How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?* None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant. * Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now. How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?* Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!! How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.