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幽默英语小笑话

| 更新于: 2024-10-19 01:00:00

幽默英语小笑话

  It's not my fault

  Mother (reprimanding训斥,谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

  Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

  不是我的错

  妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。

  女儿:妈,我只是握着猫尾巴,它自己在拽

 

  The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

  "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

  "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

  一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

  “没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’”

  “啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”

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