令人无语的爆笑英语笑话

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　　令人无语的爆笑英语笑话(一)

　　A Traffic Accident

　　A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign.It hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.

　　Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'

　　交通事故

　　有个人开车行驶在上班的路上，一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车，当时他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒他。刚一醒过来，他就拼命的挣扎着，最后不得不用了药物才让他镇静下来。

　　过了一会儿，他平静了，别人问他为什么要这么恐怖的.挣扎，他说：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，当我醒过来，我发现我躺在了路边，前面是一个巨大的广告牌上面闪烁着‘壳牌’，但是有个人挡住了那个“S”。

　　令人无语的爆笑英语笑话(二)

　　The Choice of Word

　　One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to teach their baby.

　　During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry "Dady". His wife said to him, "Darling, she is calling you." Then she turned to sleep.

　　选词

　　一天下班回家，约翰发现妻子在摇半岁的女儿，嘴里反复念道：“爸-爸。”约翰心里感到美滋滋的，他的妻子选择了“爸爸”这个词首先教孩子。

　　几周后的一天夜里，约翰和妻子被一阵哭声惊醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，亲爱的。”妻子说，然后翻身竟自睡了。

　　令人无语的爆笑英语笑话(三)

　　Not Necessary to Answer

　　Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”

　　Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions.”

　　Teacher：“How do you know it?”

　　Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”

　　无需回答

　　老师：“我有两个题目，你若能答出第一题就不需答第二题。你有多少根头发?”

　　学生：“

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1.2亿根。”

　　老师：“你怎么知道?”

　　学生：“第二题不需回答。”