校园英文笑话
校园英文笑话一: In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert." 一个人在超市里推着购物车,一个小孩子在车里不停的大吵大叫。推车的男人一直温柔地念叨着:”别激动,阿尔伯特,别嚷出来,阿尔伯特,别叫,阿尔伯特,冷静,阿尔伯特。" A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert." 站在他旁边的.一位女士对他说道:“您能这样安慰您的儿子阿尔伯特真的让我们感到很不容易。” The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert." 男人看着那位女士说:“太太,我是阿尔伯特。 校园英文笑话二: A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,帮凶) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough(峡谷,深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money at all." 一个卡车司机向一山民打听:“请问,这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件?” 山民说:“这条路上经常有人开英雄车,前面不远处是个急转弯,急转弯的下面就是深谷,那深谷里什么样的汽车配件都有——根本用不着花钱。” 校园英文笑话三: At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate (re`munerate与reward近意:酬劳,酬报 ) him or her." On hearing the news ,another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars." 拍卖会上,有人的包丢了,里面装有重要文件。物主说:“有谁拣到送还,我将拿出200美元以表酬谢。”话刚出口,就听有人喊:“我出300美元。” ps: 新做一个网站:名言佳句: https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。