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2022-09-10 01:00:00

校园英文笑话

  校园英文笑话一:

  In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

  一个人在超市里推着购物车,一个小孩子在车里不停的大吵大叫。推车的男人一直温柔地念叨着:”别激动,阿尔伯特,别嚷出来,阿尔伯特,别叫,阿尔伯特,冷静,阿尔伯特。"

  A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

  站在他旁边的.一位女士对他说道:“您能这样安慰您的儿子阿尔伯特真的让我们感到很不容易。”

  The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

  男人看着那位女士说:“太太,我是阿尔伯特。

  校园英文笑话二:

  A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,帮凶) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough(峡谷,深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money at all."

  一个卡车司机向一山民打听:“请问,这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件?”  山民说:“这条路上经常有人开英雄车,前面不远处是个急转弯,急转弯的下面就是深谷,那深谷里什么样的汽车配件都有——根本用不着花钱。”

  校园英文笑话三:

  At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate (re`munerate与reward近意:酬劳,酬报 ) him or her." On hearing the news ,another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."

  拍卖会上,有人的包丢了,里面装有重要文件。物主说:“有谁拣到送还,我将拿出200美元以表酬谢。”话刚出口,就听有人喊:“我出300美元。”

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