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2022-10-19 01:00:00

长的英语笑话带翻译

  长的带翻译一:

  "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

  He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

  “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。

  “我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”

  他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说:“太太,我有三件事要对你说。第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变。第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”

  长的英语笑话带翻译二:

  A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: "Not bad, I am next to the pig."But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

  一位先生去赴宴迟到了,匆忙入座后,发现自己的座位正对着乳猪,于是大为高兴的说:“还不错,我坐在乳猪的`旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视,他忙陪笑改口到:“对不起,我说的是那只烤好的。”

  长的英语笑话带翻译三:

  Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?Husband: Yes——why?Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.

  妻子:你对面孔是不是很善于记忆呢?丈夫:是的——为什么这么问?妻子:刚才我把你的刮脸镜子打破了。

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