英语小笑话 翻译

　　英语 翻译一：

　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of "Look at that! Look at that! I’m going to have one of those someday," his dad’s response always was "Not as long as I’m alive." 　　One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, "Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of those as soon as my dad dies."

　　我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车，他就会高兴得哇哇直叫，并激动地说：“瞧这辆!瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。”他爸爸的回答老是“只要我活着，你就别想有这玩艺儿。”　　一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话，有一辆摩托车开了过去。他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道“瞧这辆!瞧这辆!等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。"

　　英语小笑话 翻译二：

　　Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.

　　Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.

　　病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。

　　外科医生：我完全理解你的'心情。这也是我第一次动手术。

　　英语小笑话 翻译三：

　　Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈)on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"

　　The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."

　　两个美国人在一个朋友的墓前献上鲜花，这时他们看到附近一个日本人在朋友的墓前放了一些米饭。一个美国人问道：“你觉得你的朋友什么时候能来吃这些米饭呢?”

　　日本人答道：“当你的朋友来闻这些花香的时候。”