英语爆笑笑话故事

　　笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。

　　英语爆笑篇一：Early Shopper

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendan.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　采购过早

　　那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。

　　“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

　　“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”

　　在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。

　　英语爆笑笑话故事篇二：林肯过生日 Great Event

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件?

　　小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。

　　老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。

　　英语爆笑笑话故事篇三：你是怎样来的?

　　How Did You Ever Get Here

　　One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

　　The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

　　"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

　　你是怎样来的?

　　一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前迈一步，就要向后退两步。”

　　老板狐疑地看着他。“噢，是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?”

　　“后来我决定放弃，”他说，“然后我就往家里走。”

　　英语爆笑笑话故事篇四：Much Worse

　　Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

　　Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　中文：

　　警察：有人抢你的`手表时，你为什么不呼救呢?

　　男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。