大学英语笑话带翻译

　　大学带翻译一：

　　A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.

　　"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"

　　"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

　　"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

　　一个人在吹牛，说他们国家得事情是多么不可思议。最后，他开始讲他的国家的建筑物有多么高。

　　“有一个楼房特别高，我的`朋友亚历克斯用了72小时才从它上面跌下来!”

　　“哦，我的天啊!”他的朋友说。“当然他一定死了!”

　　“当然。他没有食物和水达3天之久!”

　　大学英语笑话带翻译二：

　　Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

　　Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

　　Wife: I love you, dear.

　　妻子：亲爱的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，饭桌上老唠叨一件事。

　　丈夫：真的吗?千万别信一个醉汉说的话，对了，我都说了什么?

　　妻子：我爱你，亲爱的。

　　大学英语笑话带翻译三：

　　On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days， we headed for home.

　　As we drove away， our son waved and said， "Goodbye， Mickey."

　　Our daughter waved and said， "Goodbye， Minnie."

　　My husband waved， rather weakly， and said， "Goodbye， Money."

　　弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。

　　当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥手说：“再见，美奇。”

　　女儿挥着手说，“再见，美妮。”

　　丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道：“再见，美元。”