小学英语小笑话带翻译
民间笑话是一种根植于日常生活的美学形态。笑话产生于日常生活语境之中,以消遣和娱乐为目的,由普通民众创造、表演和欣赏。下面是由小编为大家整理的小学英语带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!
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a doctor came into the hospital ward and said to mr. johnson, "i have some good news and some bad news for you."
一位医生走进医院的病房，告诉强森先生：“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。”
then mr. johnson said, "please, give me the good news first."
强森先生说：“请先告诉我好消息吧!”
so the doctor said, "the doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
医生说：“本院的医师决定用你的名字，来为一种不治之症命名。”
小学英语小笑话带翻译【
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when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘轻推) him and said: "wake up, sir!"
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”
"i wasn't asleep," the man answered.
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
"not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
"i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
小学英语小笑话带翻译【
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traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?
旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?
ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.
售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。
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a young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. they took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, mom, the toast is burned.
一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子突然开口了：妈妈，面包烤焦了。
you talked! you talked! shouted his mother. i'm so happy! but why has it taked this long?
你说话了!你说话了!他母亲叫了起来。我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的.时间呢?
well, up till now, said the boy, things have been okay.
哦，在这之前，那男孩说，一切都很正常。
小学英语小笑话带翻译【
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it's not my fault
不是我的错
mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.
妈妈(正教训她的女儿)：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's doing the pulling.
女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。