简单的英语幽默故事

　　简单的'英语幽默故事一：

　　Who's better satisfied? Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.

　　简单的英语幽默故事二：

　　To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

　　简单的英语幽默故事三：

　　Saving Lives At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" "To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.