搞笑英语笑话短文

　　

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　　The Fish Net

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　鱼网

　　你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

　　把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

　　

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　　The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老师

　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

　　乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

　　妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得

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6, 可后来又说2加4也得

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6。

　　

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　　A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

　　"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

　　"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

　　《律师、宝马和胳膊》

　　一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。

　　“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的.!!!”律师哀怨地说。

　　“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”

　　律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”