有趣简单的英语笑话

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　　有趣简单的英语笑话一

　　Be Careful What You Wish For

　　慎重许愿

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell onthe same day.

　　一对结婚25周年的'夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a lovingcouple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had thetickets in her hand.

　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。

　　Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like tohave a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。

　　有趣简单的英语笑话二

　　Friend for Dinner

　　请朋友吃饭

　　Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

　　“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

　　What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

　　“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

　　I know all that.

　　“这些我全都知道。”

　　Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

　　“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

　　Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

　　“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”

　　有趣简单的英语笑话三

　　I Want Her to go Nuts

　　我要让她发疯

　　Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamondearrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.

　　福林德斯夫人决定让人给她画肖像。她告诉那位肖像画家说：“画我带着钻石耳环、钻石项链、祖母绿手镯，还有红宝石垂饰。”

　　But you're not wearing any of those things.

　　“但你现在没带这其中的任何一样饰品。”

　　I know, said Mrs. Flinders. It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarryright away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.

　　“我知道。”福林德斯夫人说，“万一我先我丈夫死去，我肯定他会立刻再婚。我要让那个女人为寻找这些珠宝而发疯。

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