精彩笑不停英语笑话

　　也是很爆笑的，你都看过哪些英语笑话呢?今天我们就一起来看看精彩笑不停英语笑话吧!

　　精彩笑不停英语笑话(一)

　　会为你演奏的

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

　　一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。

　　He takes his first sip and sets it down.

　　他喝了一口放下。

　　While he is looking around the bar,

　　当他环视酒吧时，

　　a monkey swings down

　　发现一只猴子荡下来，

　　and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

　　在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。

　　The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.

　　该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。

　　The barman replies the piano player.

　　服务员回答说是钢琴手的'。

　　The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."

　　男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”

　　The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

　　钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”

　　精彩笑不停英语笑话(二)

　　把脚放进去

　　The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,

　　个女学生坐在座位上，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里

　　and was busily chewing gum,

　　嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，

　　when the teacher espied her.

　　被老师发现了

　　"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.

　　“玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。

　　"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,

　　“什么事，老师?”这女学生问。

　　"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"

　　“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”

　　精彩笑不停英语笑话(三)

　　好消息和坏消息

　　Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。

　　"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.

　　“我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，

　　"What's it?"

　　“是什么好消息?”

　　"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

　　“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”

　　"And the bad news?"

　　“那么坏消息呢?”

　　"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

　　“离婚以后，她将与你父亲结婚。”