英语笑话大全爆笑10字

　　大全爆笑10字一：

　　Husband: I am going to discharge our chauffeur. Four times recently he almost killed me.

　　Wife: Darling, give him another chance.

　　丈夫：我要解雇我们的司机，最近有四次他差点害死我了。

　　妻子：亲爱的，再给他一次机会。

　　英语笑话大全爆笑10字二：

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.” “I am afraid that he is dead.”said the doctor,

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I'm not dead. I'm still alive.” “Be quiet, ”said the wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”

　　一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的'床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”医生说：“我怕他已经死了。”听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

　　英语笑话大全爆笑10字三：

　　An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: "How much this stuff?"

　　"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." The lady said, "It is too much, give it to me for fourteen."

　　"I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven."

　　"It is still too much," replied the old lady, "give it to me for five."

　　一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。

　　她问店员:“这东西要多少钱?”

　　“七美元,太太,这是很便宜的。”老太太说:“太贵了,十四美元差不多。”

　　店员忙说:“我没说十七美元,是七美元。”

　　“还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美元,我就买啦。”