英语简单笑话故事初一

　　爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。

　　英语简单初一篇一：You May Feel A Little Prick

　　A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist"

　　The guy, surprised, says "Yes ...how did you figure that out?"

　　The girl says, "Easy ... you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist."

　　The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?"

　　The girl says, "Easy... I didn't feel a thing!"

　　英语简单笑话故事初一篇二：Things Were Tougher Then

　　There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother.

　　"Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job."

　　"Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!"

　　"Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"

　　英语简单笑话故事初一篇三：Confused Child

　　Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, andwould his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

　　"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does.

　　"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.

　　His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to schoolanymore!

　　英语简单笑话故事初一篇四：Gifts For Your Teacher

　　On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher.

　　The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?"

　　"That's right!" said the boy.

　　Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?"

　　"That's right!" said the boy.

　　Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box.

　　She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?"

　　"No," said the boy.

　　She touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it Champagne?"

　　"No," said the boy.

　　"I give up. What is it?"

　　The boy grinned. "A puppy!"

　　英语简单笑话故事初一篇五：Obstetrician Visit

　　Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

　　After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

　　"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

　　"No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."