英语简单易读笑话大全

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　　英语简单易读笑话大全(一)

　　I'd rather buy a gift

　　我宁愿买一件礼物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。

　　英语简单易读笑话大全(二)

　　creative

　　创造性

　　applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(资格证书，职位要求) . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfully that i had spent three years in computer programming classes. i got the job.

　　第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的'为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。

　　i had neglected to mention that i took the same course for three years before i passed.

　　我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。

　　英语简单易读笑话大全(三)

　　who was the first man

　　谁是第一个男人

　　a teacher said to her class：

　　有个老师问班上的学生：

　　“who was the first man?”

　　“谁是第一个男人?”

　　“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.

　　“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

　　“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

　　but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.