史上最经典的英语笑话

　　史上最经典的一：

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　史上最经典的英语笑话二：

　　A teacher said to her class：

　　Who was the first man?

　　George Washington，a little boy shouted promptly.

　　How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　Because，said the little boy，he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.

　　But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

　　Well， said the teacher to him，who do you think was the first man?

　　I don't know what his name was，said the larger boy，but I know it wasn't George Washington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.

　　史上最经典的英语笑话三：

　　A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.

　　She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, What do you do with your older goats in America?

　　A spry old gentleman answered, They send us on bus tours!