两人对话英语笑话

　　I want a nightmare 　　

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　想做坏梦

　　在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的.考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

　　Applied Psychology

　　After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”

　　"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”

　　"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”

　　"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”

　　"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”

　　应用学

　　一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?”

　　年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来，同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。”

　　“是吗?”肯恩哼了一声，“他们错了，给你5镑。”

　　“谢谢，”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上。”

　　“你学什么的?”肯恩问道。年轻人笑着说:“应用心理学。”

　　vi/vt.轻蔑(或愤怒)地哼;嘲讽地大笑;哼着鼻子说(或表示) n.喷鼻息;鼓鼻

　　It Wasn't One Person

　　The teacher is handing back the homework.

　　"Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”

　　"It wasn't one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me”

　　不是一个人

　　老师正在把作业发还给学生。

　　“约翰尼，’她说，“你的作业做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一个人怎么能犯那么多错误?”

　　“老师，不是一个人，”约翰尼说，“作业是爸爸帮我做的。”