英语小笑话小学

　　笑话会给人突然之间笑神来了的.奇妙感觉的特点，那大家知道有哪些笑话呢？本文是小编为大家收集整理的英语小学，欢迎参考借鉴。

　　英语小笑话小学一

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow" .

　　老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学迟到？

　　汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：“学校——慢行”。

　　英语小笑话小学二

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

　　He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", than the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" .

　　一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。他问："主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答："一便士"，男子又问："那一百万年呢?"上帝说："一秒钟"，最后男子请求道："上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答："过一秒钟"。

　　英语小笑话小学三

　　Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.

　　When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”

　　“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”

　　妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。

　　汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”

　　“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”

　　英语小笑话小学四

　　Father: Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

　　Susie: That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

　　父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。

　　苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。