爆笑可爱英语笑话

　　爆笑可爱：Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

　　爆笑可爱英语笑话(一)

　　Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

　　老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物?

　　Student: I don't know.

　　学生：我不晓得。

　　Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

　　老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的?

　　Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

　　学生：邻居家借的。

　　爆笑可爱英语笑话(二)

　　Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?

　　老师：这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么?

　　Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!

　　学生：还好礼拜六礼拜天不上课啊老师!

　　爆笑可爱英语笑话(三)

　　Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.

　　汤姆：好消息，老师说今天不管下雨还是天晴我们都要考试。

　　John: So what's great about that?

　　约翰：那有什么好高兴的?

　　Tom: It's snowing outside!

　　汤姆：因为现在外面在下雪!