带翻译的搞笑英语笑话
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的.?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉." 死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭 Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho. Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals. 妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。 丈夫：那有什么?据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。 位置上的冰激凌 "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it." "请原谅，你占了我的位置." "你的位置?你能征明这点吗?" "能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."