雷死你的英语笑话

　　雷死你的.精选推荐，你看过这么雷人的英语笑话吗?

　　Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

　　"A prize? What for, dear?"

　　"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."

　　"But an ostrich has only two legs."

　　"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."

　　小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品，妈妈。”他解释道。

　　“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”

　　“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿，我说有三条。”

　　“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”

　　“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”