爆笑幽默极品英语笑话
I don't think I know-我不知道啊 Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" John: "What do you think it is, sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘ 老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是什么?”。 约翰：“你想它是什么呢”? 老师：“我不用想，我知道!”。 约翰：“我想我不知道”。 人们什么时候说话最少? Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少? 学生乙：在二月。 学生甲：为什么呢? 学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。 完美儿子 A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. A：我有一个很完美的儿子。 B：他抽烟吗? A：不抽。 B：他喝威士忌酒吗? A：不喝。 B：他会不会很晚回家? A：不会。 B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了? A：下个星期三就满6个月了。 谁欠谁钱 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $
8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation. 律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块 烤肉。店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗?律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我
8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的.店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写 道：咨询费250美元。 鸡开花了 Little Mike was visiting on his grandparents' farm. Checking the chicken's tail, he came upon a peacock. He ran quickly to the house shouting, "Granny, come quick! Your chicken is in bloom!" 小迈克正在参观爷爷奶奶的农场。他在鸡群中看到一只孔雀。他马上跑向屋子，大声喊道：“奶奶，快来!你的一只鸡开花了!” 我可以存多少钱 Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.Wife: And now?Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you. 丈夫：在娶你进门之前，我从来没有想过要存钱。妻子:那现在呢?丈夫：现在我在想，要是没有娶你的话，我可以存多少钱。