有意思的英语笑话带翻译

　　我们学英语的时候经常会要翻译，有时候翻译出来是很好笑的，下面的笑话就有这样的，我们一起来看看吧！

　　如此翻译

　　江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。

　　翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."

　　翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."

　　关于性别

　　某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。

　　该男思之久已，毅然下笔：“Once a week“。

　　签证官观后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“

　　该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“

　　男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”

　　An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗?

　　丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

　　邻居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的.声音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面

　　时间对猪有什么意义

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.

　　The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。

　　这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，“我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?”那位农夫回答说，“时间对猪有什么意义?”