有意思的英语笑话带翻译
我们学英语的时候经常会要翻译，有时候翻译出来是很好笑的，下面的笑话就有这样的，我们一起来看看吧！ 如此翻译 江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。 翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere." 翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see." 关于性别 某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。 该男思之久已，毅然下笔：“Once a week“。 签证官观后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“ 该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“ 男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.” An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子 Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat. 邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗? 丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。 邻居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的.声音? 丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面 时间对猪有什么意义 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.