英语笑话大全短篇

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　　英语笑话大全短篇一：I marked the spot

　　Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend,

　　"Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow."

　　The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, "Did you mark that spot?"

　　His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat."

　　The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?"

　　英语笑话大全短篇二：Hunting with a wife

　　A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"

　　The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."

　　"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.

　　"My wife."

　　英语笑话大全短篇三：Science and Life

　　Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science.

　　He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time...

　　"Class," said he, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things... What am I?"

　　A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!"

　　英语笑话大全短篇四：A Concise Essay

　　An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

　　1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery

　　The prize-winner wrote:

　　"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is."