英语笑话幽默笑翻天

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　　英语笑话幽默笑翻天

　　At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage.

　　在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。

　　A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.

　　一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。

　　The crowd cheered.

　　观众欢呼起来。

　　Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.

　　紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。

　　A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

　　现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。

　　His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast.

　　他的'剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来--然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。

　　The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely,

　　观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，

　　yet he continued to smile.

　　然而他还在微笑着。

　　"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled.

　　“你为什么这么高兴?”有人嚷道，

　　"You missed!"

　　“你没击中!”

　　"Ah," replied the swordsman,

　　“啊，”剑手答道，

　　"you weren't watching very carefully.

　　“你刚才没有很仔细地看。

　　They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father.

　　苍蝇还活着，是的--但他永远也做不成爸爸了。

　　英语笑话幽默笑翻天

　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

　　老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

　　汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".

　　英语笑话幽默笑翻天

　　There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.

　　曾经有只蜗牛，它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。

　　Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

　　他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。

　　After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.

　　逛了一圈之后，它决定买Datson 240-Z。

　　So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

　　去了最近的Datsun经销店，去买Datson 240-Z，但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆，改称240-S。

　　The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

　　经销商问：“为什么是S呢?”

　　The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.

　　蜗牛回答说：“‘s’代表蜗牛。

　　I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

　　我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。”

　　Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,

　　经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会，

　　so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

　　所以他同意收取些许费用，把车重新涂漆。

　　The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.

　　蜗牛开着它的新车，把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。

　　And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

　　而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候，都会说：“哦!看那S-car 。”