英语幽默小故事笑话

　　A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

　　A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

　　"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

　　However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

　　Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

　　The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

　　一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

　　一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

　　"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.

　　几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.

　　最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"

　　印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."

　　A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."

　　有两个猎人包机前往一座森林，到了以后，他们和飞行员约定好两周后来接。两周后，他们射了许多动物，而且打算把这些动物全部搬上那架小飞机，可是飞行员说：“这架飞机除了一头野牛外，没办法再多载了。你们必须把其他的'猎物都留下。” 猎人说：“但是去年另一个飞行员开一样的飞机，就让我们带两只水牛，还有一些其他的动物上机!”