校园开心英语小笑话

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　　一：校园开心英语小笑话

　　What Grade

　　Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's

　　license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She

　　pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked,"What

　　grade, miss?"

　　"Eleventh!" Kristin replied.

　　Notes:

　　① niece n. 侄女④ full-service n. 昼夜服务

　　② license n. 驾驶执照⑤ pump n. 加油机

　　③ pull up 停止

　　哪一级

　　我的`十七岁的侄女，科里斯蒂，刚刚拿到驾照。她主动提出去加油

　　站给她妈妈的车加油。她把车开到昼夜服务的加油泵前。服务员问她：

　　“(加油加到)哪一级，小姐?”

　　“十一(年)级!”科里斯蒂回答说。

　　二：校园开心英语小笑话

　　Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave(give的过去式) you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

　　“她是个卖糖果的。”