搞笑英语笑话摘选

　　当中的一个人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗? 更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

　　什么叫叛徒?

　　什么叫叛徒：Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”

　　Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics?”

　　Father(a veteran politician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

　　Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”

　　Father：“A convert，my son.”

 

　　有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒?”

　　父亲(一位老资格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”

　　有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的`党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”

　　父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。

 

 

　　右腿：The Right Leg

　　The Right Leg

　　Proctor(exceedingly angry)：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?”

　　Soph.(meekly)：“The right leg，sir.”

　　右腿

　　学监(非常生气)：“现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”

　　二年级学生(恭顺地)：“右腿，先生。

 

 

　　老虎来了：When a Tiger comes

　　When a Tiger comes

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

　　One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?

　　His friend replies: I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.

 

　　老虎来了

　　两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。

　　当中的一个人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?