带翻译逗趣英语笑话

　　看一些笑话，能让我们忘掉不开心，变得开心快乐，今天我们就一起来看看带翻译逗趣吧!

　　带翻译逗趣英语笑话(一)

　　Mrs Williams loved flowers and had a small but beautiful garden.

　　In the summer, her roses were always the best in her street. One summer afternoon her bell rang, and when she went to the front door, she saw a small boy outside.

　　He was about seven years old, and was holding a big bunch of beautiful roses in his hand.

　　"I am selling roses," he said, "Do you want any? They are quite cheap. Five pence for a big bunch. They are fresh. I picked them this afternoon."

　　"My boy," Mrs Williams answered, "I pick roses whenever I want, and don't pay anything for them, because I have lots in my garden."

　　"Oh, no, you haven't," said the small boy, "There aren't any roses in your garden -- because they are here in my hand!"

　　威廉斯夫人喜爱花，而且有一个小而漂亮的花园。

　　在夏天，她的玫瑰花在她那条街上总是最好的。一个夏日的下午，她的门铃响了，当她去到前门时，看见一个小男孩在门外。

　　这个小男孩岁左右，手里拿着一大束漂亮的玫瑰花。

　　“我在卖玫瑰花，” 这个小孩说，“ 你想买点吗?这些花想当便宜。 便士买一大束。这些花很新鲜，今天下午我才摘的。”

　　“ 我的宝贝，”威廉斯夫人回答说，“ 每当我想要玫瑰花时，我就去摘，而且摘了花我也不用付钱，因为在我的'花园里有许多玫瑰花。”

　　“哦，不，你现在没有了，”这个小男孩说，“ 你的花园里没有玫瑰花了——因为它们全在我这手里!”

　　带翻译逗趣英语笑话(二)

　　A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

　　B: Friends, of course.

　　A: Why?

　　B: I can always borrow money from friends.

　　A：钱和朋友，你认为哪个更重要?

　　B：当然是朋友了。

　　A：为什么?

　　B：我总能从朋友那儿借到钱。

　　带翻译逗趣英语笑话(三)

　　In the Eden, Adam told the God: "I'm lonely, I need a company."

　　"Ok," said the God, "I will give you a perfect woman, beautiful smart and gentle. She will cook clean and do everything for you, without any complaint and question."

　　"Sounds good," Adam said, "But, to make such a good lady, WHAT is the cost?"

　　"One arm and One leg."

　　"OH, expensive!" after thought for a while, Adam asked: "How about just one RIB?"

　　在天堂里，亚当对上帝说“我太寂寞了，我须要一个人陪我.”

　　“好的”,上帝答到.“我将要给你一个完美的女人，美丽、聪明而且温柔，她将毫无怨言地为你烧饭，为你做一切事情。”

　　“那太好了。” 亚当说道，“但是，要做出这么一个完美的女士，我需要付出什么呢?”

　　“一只手和一条腿。”

　　“噢，那代价太大了!”想了一会，亚当接着问：“ 一根肋骨怎么样?”