英文笑话大全简短

　　看一些笑话能让我们忘记烦恼，变得开心，今天我们就一起来看看英文笑话大全简短吧!

　　英文笑话大全简短

　　Father’s young peach tree

　　Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the bubs on my father’s youngpeach tree for two years in a row. This spring Dad was ready. Hereplanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and putthe tree in the garage whenever the temperaturedropped.

　　One warm April day Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, andstopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighborwatched the scene with amusement. “Frank,” he finally commented,“you’re the only man I know who walks his tree and waters hisdog!”

　　——Judee Hansen(Palos Park，Ill.)

　　父亲的小桃树

　　一场想不到的'寒流摧毁了父亲的一排已经长了两年的小桃树。这年春天爸爸有所准备。他在一只大箱子里重新种下了树苗，把箱子放在一辆车子上。只要气温一下降，他就把树苗推到汽车房里去。

　　一个温暖的春日，爸爸把树苗推出来放到院子里，然后停下来用橡胶软管给狗饮水。一位邻居看着这种情景消遣。“弗兰克，”他终于评论道，“你是我认识的唯一一位能让树走路，又给狗浇水的人。”

　　英文笑话大全简短

　　They are liberated

　　My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.

　　Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”

　　——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)

　　她们被解放了

　　我丈夫看起来是个很强壮的男人，他的背部受了伤，几乎不能走路。在去看医生的路上，我们在自助站加油，我拖着八个月大的身孕从方向盘后面出来，开始加油。

　　附近有两个男人看着当时正在车里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我听见一个对另一个说，“你知道，她们被解放了。”

　　英文笑话大全简短

　　harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

　　哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

　　"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

　　"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”