搞笑的英语笑话

　　下面yjbys小编为大家整理了开心一刻：经典英文，希望大家能展颜一笑。

　　Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?”

　　The first logician says, “I don’t know.”

　　The second logician says, “I don’t know.”

　　The third logician says, “Yes!”

　　3个逻辑学家走进酒吧。吧台员工问道：“你们是各自都来一杯吗?”

　　第一个逻辑学家说道：“我不知道”

　　第二个逻辑学家说道：“我不知道”

　　第三个逻辑学家说道：“是的，都来一杯!”

　　：时间对猪有什么意义? What’s time to a pig?

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What‘s time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"

　　经典英文幽默笑话

　　和狗狗玩耍

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

　　里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?

　　罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?

　　里基：这正是我想要查明的。

　　切牛排

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

　　Tommy: Quarters.

　　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

　　Tommy: Hamburger.

　　老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的'两半，我能得到几块儿?

　　吃蛋糕

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

　　妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

　　汤米：四块。

　　老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?

　　汤米：汉堡。

　　问路

　　去年春节回老家时，看到一个老外在向一个农民伯伯问路。只见那个老外一边说着生硬的中文，一边用手笔划，但那个农民伯伯却还是不明白。最后，那个农民伯伯说了一句让我至今难忘的话：“Can you speak English?”

　　小鸭子的英文怎么读?

　　“苹果用英语怎么说?”我问。“Apple”侄女高兴地回答。“香蕉用英语怎么说”我接着问。“Banana‘她快速地答到。“嗯，不错啊，那小鸭子用英语怎么说啊?”小侄女犹豫了一下，接着答“嘎，嘎……”