中英文翻译笑话多
因语言不同而产生了逗趣的小故事，你知道哪些呢?下面是YJBYS小编为大家整理的中英文翻译带来的笑话，希望大家喜欢!1.希望和信任是蜥蜴的尾巴，即使被切断，但它们还会再长出来。
1.Hope and trust is the tailer of a lizard, which can reproduce even after being cut off.
2.宁可失败在你喜欢的事情上，也不要成功在你所憎恶的事情上。
2.To lost in something you love is better than to win in something you hate.
3.一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间， 你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
3.Oneis always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening tostrange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hardto forget are already gone.
4.幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿 望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
4.Happinessis not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one""s hand.It""s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eatwhen you are hungry or having someone""s love when you need love.
5.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的'周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后 可以给你力量的人。
5.Loveis a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off, youwill find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength atlast.
6.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
6.I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
7.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
7.Love makes man grow up or sink down.
8.举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负 重的。
8.Ifyou can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight- lifting;if you can hold something up but can never put it down, it""s calledburden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdenswhen they are in love.
9.许多人向往水晶般的爱情——晶莹剔透没有一点瑕疵。更多人拥有的却是玻璃般的 爱情——同样透明但容易破碎。
9.Mostof people are looking forward the crystal-like love—pure without anydefect. However the truth is most people are having the glass-likelove- same transparent but easily broken. 10.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中，人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人，用一 小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子 的时间去忘记一个人。 10.Weall live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour tolike someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forgetsomeone. 11.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一 起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。 11.Onemay fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finallyget your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness iskind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the peopleyou love. 12.人的一生，有两种遗憾最折磨人：一是得不到你心爱的人;二是心爱的人得不到 幸福。 12.Duringthe whole life, you will regret for two things: one is that you don""tget the one you love and the other is the one you love is not happy. 13.生活在没有的你的世界，比任何一种惩罚都要痛苦，你知道吗，对我而言，你是 任何人都无法取代的。 13.To live in a world without you is more painful than any punishment. Do you know that no one can replace you in my heart? 14.你的诞生带给我希望，而我希望带给你幸福。 14.Your birth gives me hope and I hope to give you happiness. 15.我将暴风般的爱情藏在心底，那是为了不给对方任何压力，我的爱情越是珍 贵，相对地，也越珍惜别人的爱情。 15.Ihide my storm-like love in my heart just not to give you any pressure.The more precious my love is, the more I cherish the love from others. 16.爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。 16.If you love a girl, it""s better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness. 17.你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你 不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。 17.Themore you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the betteryou remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you nolonger have something is not to forget. 18.暗恋一个人的心情，就像是瓶中等待发芽的种子，永远不能确定未来是否是美丽 的，但却真心而倔强的等待着。 18.Tolove someone in secret is like a seed in bottle waiting for growing up,though not sure whether the future will be more beautiful, stillwaiting it earnestly and eagerly. 19.女性在所有礼物中，认为花朵最有价值的原因：是因为男性在送花给女性的时候 必须克服那种把花拿在手上走在街道上的羞涩感觉。 19.Thereason why girls consider flowers as the most valuable gift among othergifts is that men have to overcome the shyness of holding the flowersin streets before sending them to girls. 20.只有跟你在一起的时候我才是活着的，我一个人的时候，就连最耀眼的太阳也失 去光彩! 20.I am alive only when I am with you. When I am alone, the most dazzling sun seems to have lost the brilliance